We’ve collected the best Tan Quotes from the greatest minds of the world: Lauren Conrad, Bianca Balti, Debra Stephenson, Henry Louis Gates, Nicole Polizzi. Use them as an inspiration.
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In recent years, I’ve begun the year by driving across France to the Alps, abandoning the January gloom for Alpine winter sun, even if the ski-goggles do give you panda marks when you get a tan. As a child, I was always a bit of a billygoat when I’d go camping with my mates in North Wales, around Snowdonia.
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The one thing I really lucked out on is that all through my teenage years, when my sister was a lifeguard and everyone I knew was out in the sun all day – I was in the theater. Everyone called me Casper because I never had a tan, and everyone else was tan all the time. I think that was the luckiest thing of my life.
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It’s amazing what a spray-on tan will do.
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Kim Tan is me! And I am Kim Tan.
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I enjoyed ‘Gossip Girl’ so much. I cannot tell you how impressed I am with the cast of that show. I was so intimidated doing that show because I thought, ‘Oh my gosh, those people are so young and gorgeous, and I’m a million years old, and I need a spray tan, and I’m going to be wearing all these fabulous clothes.’
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The people in L.A. do orient themselves to light. I used to call it ‘Tan Fascist Culture.’ Everyone there is tanned, wears dark sunglasses, looks like a movie star even when they’re not.
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I think we’re all guilty of judging, and I look a certain way – I wear a lot of make-up and fake tan.
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I never have had blonde hair. I have never had straight hair. I never wear pink clothes or spray tan and I never wore heels to school.
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I used to spray tan a lot when I was a teenager. The last time I got spray-tanned was for the Golden Globes. And I was like, ‘I love spray-tanning so much.’ I still really like it. But it definitely makes me look like I have leprosy, after a point.
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People go tanning because they like to feel tan. You feel more sexy when you’re tan and I don’t understand why you would tax on that, because you’re making yourself feel more happy about yourself.
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I don’t tan my face, ever, because I don’t want sun spots.
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People would say I am almost narcissistic because I really love the way I look when I tan.
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I can’t give more than I have. It doesn’t matter if I am the most beautiful person in the room. There is inevitably going to be somebody way shinier and more tan than my pasty self.
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Trust me, sunscreen is so, so, so important and so I always wear sunscreen, but I still get really tan.
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I use fake tan myself with a self tanning spray.
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I like getting a tan, so if I’m lying on the beach, I want to get as much skin out as possible.
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I love going to the beach in the tropics and doing whatever I do – surfing, swimming or being – and the glow when I get a tan that deepens. I walk around with red and gold in my skin and feel like the most beautiful thing on the planet!
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I can’t tan naturally.
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If you want a really good tan, you should start with a spray tan, then move into the sun for a little bit.
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Surfing is not my strong point. And… I don’t really have a tan. I go to the tanning place, the one that sprays you with color.
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I had a white senator call me a rag head, and I had an African-American legislator call me a conservative with a tan.