We’ve collected the best Splits Quotes from the greatest minds of the world: Steve Rushin, Tavon Austin, David Foster Wallace, Tim Vine, Paula Radcliffe. Use them as an inspiration.
I understand the plays, the depth, the routes, the splits and everything. I just feel good that I can make some plays. Definitely, the game‘s slowed down for me.
So I said to the gym instructor: ‘Can you teach me to do the splits?’ He said: ‘How flexible are you?’ I said: I can’t make Tuesdays.’
I did gymnastics when I was growing up and to this day I can still do the splits.
Why can I do the splits? That’s weird. I’m uncomfortable with myself.
A stage play is basically a form of uber-schizophrenia. You split yourself into two minds – one being the protagonist and the other being the antagonist. The playwright also splits himself into two other minds: the mind of the writer and the mind of the audience.
The great disadvantage of our present electoral system is that it freezes the pattern of politics, and holds together the incompatible because everyone assumes that if a party splits it will be electorally slaughtered.
The Supreme Court has a very light backlog. They leave a lot of splits among the circuits, a lot of uncertainty. And I think they ought to work a lot harder.
I like to do the splits onstage.
Keep on doing things that I do – ‘Beat It’ dances, splits, excitement, keeping the smile going. That’s what I got to do to keep up with that ‘Outlandish’ nickname, because I am outlandish, after all.
I started in junior high doing the splits and flips and that kind of stuff. It was kind of the acceptable thing to do. But I had two older brothers, so I was a tomboy. I was the cute tomboy who could put on the skirt but then go tackle you or something. I was a little rough around the edges for a pretty woman!