We’ve collected the best Shrimp Quotes from the greatest minds of the world: Amy Poehler, Ashlan Gorse Cousteau, David Burtka, Jonathan Cheban, Ina Garten. Use them as an inspiration.
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Rock shrimp is so generic.
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The smell of shrimp is comforting.
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Every novice is like, Can I have the rock shrimp? Then I’m always like, Don’t order rock shrimp with me. It’s such a bad look on the table. It cheapens me. I’m embarrassed about it.
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I’m horrified of lobsters. And shrimp and lobsters are the cockroaches of the ocean.