We’ve collected the best Old People Quotes from the greatest minds of the world: Craig Kilborn, Nina Hagen, Graham Chapman, P. J. O’Rourke, Jack Klugman. Use them as an inspiration.
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When I was young, I despised old people. I was provincial and narrow-minded. It’s the reason I stayed stupid so long. If you only get involved with young people you don’t learn anything about the world.
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I’m not making music for old people or young people.
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You know, ‘The Golden Girls’ was a very unusual show to start on. I was young, and it was a show about old people, and it was a very traditional show, but it was also an amazing training ground for a joke-writer. It forced me to learn those skills.
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We filed a constitutional rights lawsuit on my reservation, and I had to go out and interview all these old people. And I found that many of the old people on my reservation didn’t know who was president. That kind of pointed out to me the irrelevance at times of who is in Washington.
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I just really love hanging out with really old people. They’re the best dinner dates you could ever have. All that life experience and understanding.
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Medicines are only fit for old people.
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There’s a convention in English stuff that if something is more than 100 years old, people have to say ‘do not’ instead of ‘don’t. They have to say ‘will not’ instead of ‘won’t.’ People are speaking in a way that is not accessible or normal. And people didn’t ever speak like that.
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I’m passionate about old people because I am one myself.
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When old people in power scold children and young people for ‘selfishness‘ if they don’t get triple-vaxxed, or if they let their mask slip below their nose occasionally, or try to have some fun in the sun, it’s obvious who actually is being selfish.
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I hate old people, I hate children. I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.
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They studio were flabbergasted when they discovered how interested everybody was in ‘those old people.’ And now many upcoming projects feature older people; it’s become a trend.
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What old people say you cannot do, you try and find that you can. Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
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Life is sweet, but sometimes old people just don’t get it.
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I’d stand in line for Confession with old people and little kids, and as the line moved up, I knew when I got into the box that I would lie! Again!
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I like making films about old people because they are repositories of amazing stories that they tell well. And they’re incredibly good telly.
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Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
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Don’t hustle old people.
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If someone says to you, ‘Go to an old-folks’ home,’ that’s kind of ridiculous, because a lot of old people are doing terrific things for society.
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Television was not cool among the young people of my era, the last years of the ’90s and the early ’00s. It was not just old people who’d castigate you for watching anything but public television. We young people scoffed at each other about it.
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Yahoo is in everything from pets to old people to finance to communications to e-commerce and more, and I really thrive on that.
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I used to love to sit and listen to the old people talk about yesterday. There’s a lot of good information there.
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God has use for all the old people.
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I suppose the only thing at 50 you can really start to look forward to is just total irresponsibility. As you get older, you can just sit in a chair, wear anything you want, you know you can walk down; old people dress cool. You know they wear sweatpants. The elderly have it down.