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Grumpy Quotes

We’ve collected the best Grumpy Quotes from the greatest minds of the world: Geraint Thomas, Stephen Hunter, Jimmy Carr, Paul Merton, Chrissy Teigen. Use them as an inspiration.

I get moody when I’m tired or hungry. My missus says I get moody… but not with other people. But I can get grumpy.
I love food. I’m a complete foodie. I love to cook. I find it very hard to say no to food. I get grumpy if I don’t get food.
You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face.
Maybe there’s a perception of me as grumpy old bugger who suffers from depression. It’s a total misconception. I don’t think of myself as any grumpier than the next person. I’m not even grumpy first thing in the morning.
Oh, I sat by Grumpy Cat once. You know that cat everyone is obsessed with? That’s pretty random. She’s not allowed to be touched. Are you kidding? You can’t put a cat next to me and expect me not to touch it.
One thing that’s coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing.
I’m not a dictator. It’s just that I have a grumpy face.
Augusto Pinochet
Working out makes me feel good. When I don’t work out for a few days, I start feeling grumpy. When I’m at the gym, it wakes me up. My spirits are higher. I just feel happier and more motivated to do things.
Elisabeth Harnois
People say that if you’re still angry at 52, you’re not an angry young man, just a grumpy old git.
Dogs and other animalsgoats, donkeys, cows, a grumpy roostercontinue to change my writing life.
I have often noticed how primate groups in their entirety enter a similar mood. All of a sudden, all of them are playful, hopping around. Or all of them are grumpy. Or all of them are sleepy and settle down. In such cases, the mood contagion serves the function of synchronizing activities.
My husband says I’m a grumpy lioness.
Once, I went speeding past an old couple and smiled as I imagined their conversation: him grumbling about me and her telling him not to be such an old grouch. Then, suddenly I was in tears, thinking, ‘I’ll never get to be a grumpy old grandpa!’
Sometimes when you have bipolar you have days you are grumpy and not feeling yourself.
I don’t describe myself as a sociable person now. I can be quite… you know… grumpy? Is that a word? I guess I can be a bit grumpy.
People say that I’m quite grumpy and negative on stage and that I surely can’t be like that off it, but I really am.
I don’t have a good attention span and can’t spend long in record stores or video shops or games emporiums without getting grumpy.
I grew up on a dirt road in Maine, and pretty much everybody on that dirt road was related to me, and they were old. And so grumpy.
I can be incredibly stubborn and I’m not sure how that reflects in my looks. The family name is German and translates as donkey! If I think I’m right, I hope I don’t seem grumpy.
I don’t want to be a grumpy old man or too pessimistic, because if I have a chance, I would prefer to watch a film in the cinema with an audience on a big screen instead of watching it on a cell phone. It’s a very different experience, but somehow I think this form will have its own future and life.
It’s true, I’ve become one of those grumpy older women.
Penelope Wilton
Life gives back what you give out. If you go around grumpy and drunk, then that is what life throws back at you.
Being grumpy at not playing is part of the job. If I see someone who is constantly on the bench smiling and laughing, then that’s no good either.
Being a mother gives you an incredible feeling of empowerment, you think if I can go through such pain and that level of sleep and still operate and not be grumpy you can do anything. It can be quite scary, you can’t function your brain, forget your vocabulary.
Anna Friel
I don’t like bullies or selfishness or people who are grumpy.
I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I’m grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old’s birthday party, you couldn’t pay me enough.
Sometimes I wake up, and I’m a little bit grumpy, and I listen to soul. Sometimes I wake up, and I need some spirit, so I listen to rock n’ roll. It depends on the mood I’m in.
I don’t see the point of grumpy people.
In actual life I am a grumpy old bag.
When I was at graduate school, you wouldn’t have recognised me. I was so different – and not a nice person: a grumpy, surly, upset, confused, lost person.
If you’re feeling frumpy or grumpy, try to eat Paleo. It’s a way of eating that is sometimes referred to as the ‘Caveman Diet.’
Chelan Simmons
If I’m grumpy I sure do enjoy writing The Walking Dead.
Robert Kirkman
My wife, she puts up with a lot: we’re training hard, you’re tired, you’re not eating a lot, so you get a bit grumpy, so she does put up with a lot – fair play.
I can’t stay mad very long. I get grumpy when I read a bad review. I say, ‘How could he say that about my music?’ Then I forget about it. If I got mad every time somebody wrote something negative about me, I’d be exploding all the time. I’d be burned out just from reading reviews.
What I always think about when I think about ‘Girls’ is Lena being in a scene where she’s very vulnerable, possibly directing, acting, and she’s probably written the dialogue. It’s 2 in the morning. Everyone’s tired. Everyone’s grumpy. And she has a smile on her face and kindness for everyone who interacts with her.
I can be a bit grumpy. I’m full of angst, and hormones.
I’m horrible in the mornings. I’m grumpy.
My mum used to tell me when I was a kid that I had to go to bed at 7.30 P.M., and when I’d ask why, she’d say, ‘Well, you do get a bit grumpy when you don’t have routines‘. Then I realised, when I was a bit older, that’s actually true.
Actually, I have my moments, but I don’t consider myself a grumpy guy.
I wouldn’t say I was grumpy. It’s more pathological – I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards.