Andy Richter Quotes

No, I don’t know any Emily Dickinson poems!

If you start to just aim for what the audience wants to hear, you’re already hamstrung because you don’t have any freedom.

It’s a very nice thing to have a baby.

It’s funny, because ‘Arrested Development‘ is tied to Andy Richter in a few different ways. For me personally, after I did Andy Richter, one of the next things I did was a show called ‘Quintuplets’ for a season for Fox, and this was while ‘Arrested Development’ was on. I used to go over and hang out on their set.

There are naked people in boots on a mountain top firing guns.

I was prom king. Which is actually saying I was the sixth most popular, because the five who were on homecoming were automatically disqualified from prom, so of course I have to look at it that way.

Anything that I read, I read because I’m interested in it.

Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she’s real funny, but lately it’s all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain’t funny. No giggles there.

I wouldn’t want to be a talk show host. That’s another awkward compliment people make. ‘You should have your own talk show.’ And I think, no thank you.

At a very basic level, I think television exists for game shows, and I think it always will.

I’m not that professional.

But I don’t read a lot of fiction. I prefer the nonfiction stuff.

Some people are born with a brain that has this weird, magical mathematical thing that makes them an amazing jazz musician.

I mean, I’ll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I’m kind of a prude.